Unless you try to play it off like you’re really a meth-crazed hooker, you’re seriously not going to fool anyone. As you desperately slip your mini-dressed ass into the deli at 8am on a Saturday morning for the biggest bottle of water you can get your chipped pink nail polish on, everyone knows you just [...]

That is kind of a saucy title, I know! The 30 days of Ramadan began at the end of last week and I know you Muslim ladies are not only feeling the drain of the daily fast, but also seeing it on your paling cheeks and hallowing eyes.
Some practitioners would say that women in Islam [...]

A friend of mine plans to see a major ex for the first time in 2 years. A few days ago we scavenged the mall for a perfectly casual ‘I’m not trying too hard, I just look this hot every day now’ outfit.
You don’t really want him or her back. Well maybe you’d consider it, [...]

Despite what Miley Cyrus or Pamela Anderson seem to think, age should really be considered for certain makeup choices. Listen, I’m all for personal preference and expression and generally doing whatever the hell you damn well please, but also think that maybe some bad choices are made because no one told the offender the truth.
When [...]

It’s Flag Day! Yay! What is Flag Day? No idea. I suppose we’re celebrating the flag. Yay flag! Great job.
To really show that flag your respect and admiration, today is a great day for red lips. I’m sure you’ve heard of the mysterious ‘perfect red’ that exists for everyone? Well, it’s true. Red is a [...]