So I was at the doctor  (my major social event for the week at going on 36 weeks preggers), and for once I didn’t have pee available for the cup. “Not even a little?” The nurse asked. I wasn’t sure of her definition of little, but decided to assure her not just in case.  I’m [...]

A friend of mine hates her job because of the actual work itself. She’s been looking for another one for a little while and can’t wait to switch. A couple days ago she calls to vent that she was reprimanded at the office and how bad she feels about it. “They don’t value my work [...]

As long as there’s been man, if you call neanderthals man, there has been a thriving beauty product market. We’ve learned from our mistakes (and back-peddled too) over the years trying to reshape our appearance. Here are some of the more hilarious beauty devices. I wonder if future people will find cutting up and stitching [...]

In the pilot episode of 30 Rock, the main character Liz Lemon is in a long line at a hot dog vendor, making her way to the front, when a guy from the back scoots up to place his order. He claims he’s in the NEW line, not cutting.  Suddenly everyone behind Liz shuffles hastily [...]

Well Halloween is past us now and I can’t say I’m sad to write about makeup that doesn’t involve guts and/or sluts.
Moving on from one type of theatrical makeup to another, today I’d like to talk about high fashion makeup. A friend recently emailed to ask what I thought about the ‘no eyebrow’ trend. She [...]