The little nasty make-up bag caked with broken blush fragments, used q-tips, broken eye brow brush, powder-coated stick of Dentyne… We’ve all been there, right?
Some of us glam divas take vast amounts of pride in our make-up collections.  Colors, formulas, and products for every occasion just floating around with us; we are saddened beyond belief [...]

Seeing the humor in life will help you keep grounded in times of elation and make you smile in times of desolation. In every situation, think to yourself ‘What is funny about this?’ because really, ladies, almost nothing is that serious.  At first it may seem absurd, rude, or even awkward, but you’ll get the hang [...]

Ladies, if you take one bit of wisdom from this blog, it’s that you are only as good as your eyebrows. Your entire worth rests in your ability to make the most out of your natural shape.  From now on, you carry that responsibility with you.
First, your eyebrows need to start where your eyes do. [...]

Whether it’s someone close to you or a celebrity (such as Michael Jackson) close to your heart, funeral makeup is always the same. This is a matte, neutral look with as little color as possible. The reason most women wear makeup, beyond covering their endless flaws, is to look more awake, healthy, and glowing. None of these [...]

Ah, the day all underground drunks are free to come out of their hovels and brazenly throw back a 12-pack in broad daylight. The day secret fatties are free to openly stuff their faces with copious meat products smooshed in potato rolls. Closet sluts don their favorite cleavage-enhancing tank tops while the nerds joyously strap–on [...]