Ah, the day all underground drunks are free to come out of their hovels and brazenly throw back a 12-pack in broad daylight. The day secret fatties are free to openly stuff their faces with copious meat products smooshed in potato rolls. Closet sluts don their favorite cleavage-enhancing tank tops while the nerds joyously strap–on [...]

I live in South Florida, and while not having a winter can be pretty cool sometimes (or warm that is) I’m not sure the skin damage combined with the acne from the humidity is worth it.  Once a being of fair and radiant porcelain skin many would wonder at, I am now one of the [...]